Those were the days...

Yes I know...the Amigos have been bloody slack for a while now but I thought I should get this party started again by posting some pictures and video from Jerm's first night of drinks after being posted to Wonderful Wellington....Welcome fella and I hope you enjoy your new home for the next 3 years!



We decided since we had all of us in the same place at the same time that there would be no better way to spend the evening than drinking heavily and rocking out with Guitar Hero so here are the pictures of the wannabe rockers...


Gards, Simmo, Shazzy and Jerm


Gards showing us his "War" face


Gards was sure he could see his house from here


Shazzy, Gards, Jerm, Simmo and Mac laying on the cheese

And now without further ado...This video is what happens when you disappear and end up locked outside the apartment with no way back in but to comply...aye Gards ;)



Peace out till next time!

Well,... what can I say?! TOO MUCH SUGAR!!!!!!

So close, yet so far away...

It started out as a bit of fun on the range with the guys...



And oh so quickly turned to poo



This could have ended so much worse than it did, who would have thought that security work in Afghanistan could be so darn dangerous huh?

The video below is of an idiot working in Iraq and shows just how wrong things can go if you THINK you are better than you ARE. He would be the one running away.



Click here for his "version" of events.

This guy currently runs a company that provides training for Security Contractors, some of who end up in Iraq...scary huh?

If this guy came within 30 feet of me I think I would shoot him myself!

Peace out!

Don't make us shop if we don't want too...

Don't say We didn't warn you...

Truth or dare!?

Your Name: Macsta

The initials of the person you most want to run down with a Mack Truck:
HC

Would you back over this person again if they survived?:
Nope but I would get out and put 2 rounds in her head to make sure!

Would you get out to make sure they're dead?:
Refer to the above answer!

Does this person know you feel this way?:
No Because I think it may be illegal to make threats against the leader of our country and I'm too pretty to go to jail

If you could take over the world, the first thing you'd kick off the planet would be:
Racists and hipocrites

Your favorite unhappy profane phrase: Fuck Arse!

Your favorite happy profane phrase: Champion!

What you wish you knew in 3rd grade:
That the saying " if you play with it, it will fall off" is complete and utter bullshit!

What you wish you knew in 8th grade:
Pink shirts are and never will be cool

What you wish you knew in 12th grade:
Never show weakness...they feed off it

Place I coulda/shoulda/woulda been arrested:
Connecticut USA

Who was there at the time?:
Just me, a 6 pack and the responding officer

Felony or misdemeanor?:
I'm not sure...which is it when you borrow your mates rental car with no insurance, after drinking and roll it...i have never driven drunk ever again!

What you ate that you shouldn't have:
Spiralina...its just wrong on so many different levels

Ideal revenge fantasy:
Fantasy!? I'm living the dream people so watch your back, cause you never know when I might be comin for ya!

The last thing you stole:
An ashtray from a bar...I broke my one the night before....hey...hold on...I think that one belonged to the bar too.



I have sent the quiz to the other Amigos, so hope fully we will be able to laugh at their responses soonish :)

*barf*

They say a picture speaks 1000 words....sometimes I really wish it didn't...

Sun Kings- Pump it!

A great parody by the crew of the carrier USS Ronald Reagan. Hats off to you guys...stay safe and keep up the good work.

Time to kill some badguys

Here is the video as promised...Hope you enjoy :)

I can see me!

Here are a couple of screen shots of my new character from Rainbow Six Vegas II. If you look closely you might see some resemblance to a certain Amigo ;)



Closer...



Yeah! Hell Yeah!

I'm sure you will all be stoked to know that I'm working on putting a little video montage of some Rainbow carnage together for ya'll so will post that when I'm done. See what happens when you mix 1 x male with an extreme case of boredom, 1 x xbox 360, and 1 x phone with video capabilities. Coming soon to a blog near you...

Peace out!

Jerm is GAY!

Nothing to back that up of course...just thought it should be out there like Jerm!

Love ya mate...just not in that way Tee hee hee ;)

flannel rules!!

And these are the ones i CANT remember! LOL!!

New Kid on the block...

A big congratulations goes out to a mate of the Aimgos and his better half "D" for bringing a new Amigo into the world. Say hi to Logan folks.



They can correct me if I'm wrong but I think they named him after wolverine off X-Men right guys?

Well done you crazy kids...even though DJ Matty Matt really had feck all to do with it and it was "D" who spent a crazy amount of time in labour!

Up the red red rooster!

Guitar Heros?

Yeah...I'm not so sure if we would make it in the big time but drunken Guitar hero on Xbox sure is fun.

Sexy Legs....NOT!

It's pretty bad when the two old fella's have to hold up the young fella! ha! anyways,... have a great christmas and an even drunker new year!

Those were the days!!!

Doesn't he look soooo young, soooo sober, soooo undefiled?

Then you see whos been serving him all these years!

One for all, and who is what? SOO UP THE RED RED ROOSTER!

AND DRINK MORE PISS*

*No livers were permantly hurt in the excess drinking that sets the standard, but minds were scarred.

Before......

After!!!

Not good to start the night off with a cowboy hat, an end up with pinot noir for breakfast, a particular messy amigo evening with mac being more moderator than instigator!

Medics dont get much better than this!!

And if you thoght the wedding was a head-on collision...

What you gonna do when they come for you? GHOSTBUSTERS!!! Well to hell with that, its either a cop with a token med kit equipped for SFA, or two finely skilled, (and may I add easy on the eye), dudes, post wedding travelling in style as only one in a red mu with purple mags can!

On scene, poetry in motion, and post incident, many smokes consumed. Its was on like donkey kong cause that's how me an mac roll!!!

IV Training, (or how to survive an amigos stag do the night before the wedding)

Not at all for the faint hearted, but others were 'spartan' enough to get by with coffee and a power nap cause THATS HOW WE ROLL!!

When good eyes go bad! FLASHBACK 2005

Just look at poor amigo stephs eyes, granted I look slightly blurry due to photographic quality, and yes amigo macca looks better drunk than sober (alcoholically enhanced as we 'drunk' people call it cause alcoholics go to meetings), but thats how we roll marking the end of one mans single life for a brother from a different mother, may his fun lifestyle rest in pieces.........respect to the missus ;P

Word of Advice,...

After being in the army for over 14 years now, the only advice I can offer to those thinking of giving ther freedom away to the services is,... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JOIN THE AIR FORCE!!!

"Did you ever know that you're my hero...."

Just kidding bro. Kudos go out from the other 2 Amigos to our brother Jerm. Congratulations on receiving your Solomon Islands service medal yesterday and I hope the hangover isn't as bad as I suspect it might be. Oh BTW....cheers for the text messages at 1:17am ya dickhead ;-)

Some pictures for ya'll...

You might see that most of these photos have a common theme... see if you can guess what it is...

If you guessed the common thing was Jerm always wearing his one piece PJs you are wrong...have another guess...

That's right! You got it!

The Three Amigos like the occasional tasty beverage!

Who would have known huh?!

What the hell were we thinking!?

Gards and Mac decide to relive their glory days by playing a bit of social rugby....

We are 3rd and 4th from the right...the ones with the beers ;-)

The result, Mac dislocates one finger and breaks it in two places and tears the tendons in another. Still it was fun while it lasted and the season ended well with our team only just losing in the final by 19-11. Well done to the team and thanks for the opportunity to play for you.

This is where it all began

Sorry the video is rather crappy quality... it was taken at night with a Cellphone camera.

Attack of the PJs...Part II

Once Jerm had began it was hard to stop him. I live in an apartment and this next video is taken through the buildings CCTV system. He was standing by the front door out on the street and that still doesn't slow him down.

Dancing Queen

We we at the supermarket and dared Jerm to do a little dance down the femanine products isle...here is what happened next!